These are some Taylor Joyisms from awhile ago to quite recently. It's hard to keep track of all the funny things she says, they are pretty much a constant thing around here. I'm not kidding when I say that she is THE funniest person I know. Alright, here we go:
(random, unprompted while we were both working in our respective kitchens).
Mommy, you're amazing!
I often tell her that she is a treasure to me. I guess that's where she got that from. Sweet sweet girl. They do pick up EVERYTHING. A good and bad thing (for some people or if you don't watch it!)
Mommy, you look like a treasure.
(takes my hand and puts it on her forehead).
Mommy, I feel sick.
Can you tell me if my feelings are hurt?
Taylor Joy: Daddy, I don't want to go to the dentist.
Allen: Well, most people don't like the dentist, Taylor Joy.
TJ: I don't like the dentist. And Jesus doesn't like the dentist either.
TJ: My bottom hurts.
A: What's the matter with your bottom?
TJ: Oh, it's just a alligator in my pants. (very nonchalant)
TJ: Mommy, is the new baby in your tummy?
TJ: I don't want the new baby to be in there. I want the new baby OUT OUT OUT! I want to hold her and tickle her.
(yes, "her"...we still don't know the gender but Taylor and I both tend to say "she" and "her")
(sometimes we roll her up in a blanket and pretend we're eating a Taylor taco...)
I'm going to eat you up like a Mommy taco!
We were praying one day and she said,
"and I pray that they come to the potty. No not the potty! The party!"
Today we walked outside and I said, "ooh it's foggy out here." When we got back into the car from the gym she said, "Mommy, is it still froggy?"
She's a hoot.